Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Resume Time...

Tommy likes to lie about what he and Carine do for a living...well, here you go folks...

Tom's Resume:


Carine's Resume:


Happy New Year!  We haven't even begun.  :)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Who is nserson?

This is going to be a multi-parter.  We're going to do some investigating.

First and foremost, we know Thomas has dropped his own phone number several times.  

819-920-0383

This phone number has been spammed by himself on youtube as well as put in his profile description, no secret there.

So what happens if we do a reverse lookup on that number?


Interesting...we get Tommy and Carine's new address...but it is registered to this mysterious "N Serson."  Tom's mom pays his phone bill, too!?  If you ever get Tom's answering machine, it says "You have reached the Serson residence..." in a woman's voice.  So LOL, YES!  Tom's mom is in fact paying his phone bill and having the bills sent to her directly.

More tomorrow on nserson.  Full expose coming.  Also, Carine, we haven't forgotten about you. 

Happy Holidays to all!  :)

Lighters in the air!


No lie - Tom's mom recently sent his resume to Tim Horton's.  NO REPLY :(

Monday, December 22, 2008

Conti's fail plan...

LOL - here is some of sam conti's fail plan.  I don't even have the words to react to this.
regarding /b/‏
From: sam conti (sconti1369@hotmail.com)
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe
Sent: December 21, 2008 7:18:01 PM
To: bored.help@hotmail.com

yeah, that is correct. this is leading up to the next channel. i am going to make a video to release on Xmas eve saying "I Have Been SAVED" where i apologize to everyone for trolling them and tell them i have had a religious conversion and a spiritual awakening. i will go on about my new religion and what a profound change it has made in my life, and invite them to see this great faith for themselves at a channel i link in the sidebar.
that will be the Sersontology channel. i will tout that as the official religion of /b/. kind of like a new religion for a new millennium. then i can troll every religion + atheists + /b/.
you already have the EDiot crowd anyway, so they will follow you wherever. i will be kind of like a preacher. what i need from you is to decide what to call you. see, i want to mock the whole cult of personality personnae, yet in a serious way. @ worst it will just be good trolling, @ best, it just might work. i have already registered Sersontology.com.
i hope you can visualize where i am going with this. website, PayPal account, we are building a commune in Canada, the world will face calamity beginning on X/X/XXXX date and we must band together to prepare to weather the coming storm, etc. all that doomsday apolopytic bull shit.
this way all you have to do is vlog about the internet and humanity periodically, and i will handle the rest. this will be a channel i will fight to keep, i will counter DMCA etc. i want to do an Ysabella Brave type thing substituting you for the God head figure. it will be lulzXinfinity, quantum lulz, and hopefully spark a lollercaust. then we can work on going viral. i will get the software to make myboss style videos, and make the exact opposite videos he makes. every attack he does on you, i will counter with similar praise of you while i mock him and Bob as Scientologists and Alien beings who have a vested interest in silencing you. /b/tards just might buy it.
i will find a place where you can upload videos you want me to put on that channel that nobody will know of. we are already causing MASSIVE butt hurt, this will be a fun way to widen the audience.
Happy Holidays
- Sam
BTW - Do a whois search on sersontology.com 

Is dat some conti docs?  Good job, idiot.   /b/ is not your personal army, and I'm sure they will enjoy those docs.

Tom Serson the Fraud‏

LOL...Tom Serson.  Where to begin?

The guy loves to talk about his work ethic and how it makes him better than everyone else.

Orly? 

(No Subject)‏
From: thomas severson (bored.help@hotmail.com)
Sent: May 16, 2008 12:18:12 AM
To: nserson@hotmail.com

as close to 100 as you can iI get payed next thursday but im working lots 44 hour's a week not partying our anything its how work went im am golden staring the 6 of june i am in the clear and good i work enough now this check on thursday is 88 hours all do that again 2 more weeks im dont i feeel bad if you don't have it dont worry love yeah laters larte


Yes, Tom begging his mother for money. LOL. It's interesting that he always has weed to smoke in his videos, yet has to beg his mom for cash. So basically, he gets drug money from his own mom. LULZ


first‏
From: thomas severson (bored.help@hotmail.com)
Sent: July 15, 2008 8:46:36 AM
To: nserson@hotmail.com
this is my email second can u lend me another 20 till friday i dont need it today i am still good till wed


Trust me, there is more. She also sends out all of his resumes for him and arranges for job interviews. Unfortunately, he fails and never gets hired. :( Poor Tommy.

It's ok, mommy will keep bailing you out, you epic failure.

MORE COMING SOON!  Plz leave comments.   <3